A depressed young woman from a Manhattan finishing school 
was so desperate that she decided to end her life by 
throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to 
the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took
pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for.  
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can 
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and 
bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm 
around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded.  What did she have to lose? That night, 
the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. 
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches 
and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until 
dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was 
discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

"I had an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. 
"He's taking me to Europe, and every night he came 
and screwed me."

"He sure did, lady," said the captain.  
"This is the Staten Island Ferry".