Words of wisdom.....
 
 Always give 100% at work...........
 
 12% on Mondays
 23% on Tuesdays
 40% on Wednesdays
 20% on Thursdays
 5% on Fridays
 
 And Remember..........
 
 When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are
trying to tork you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
 extend your finger and flip them off.
 
 Now get back to work! :)