Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret: 

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#10  The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!

#9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.

#8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7   Mom will love this.

#6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4   Will you model this for me???

#3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

... And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say
    out loud in Victoria's secret: 


#1   Does this come in children's sizes?