Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Pfizer 
for Viagra:

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
 9. "One-a-day, like iron"
 8. "Get a piece of the rock"
 7. "You've come a long way, baby"
 6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
 5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
 4. "Tastes great, more filling"
 3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
 2. "Here's the beef!"
 and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
 1. Just do her.


  Some honorable mentions:
  "We work harder, so you don't have to"
  "Ten inches long... and growing."
  "Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be 
   there tonight"
  "Viagra, home of the whopper"
  "Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"

  This is my personal favorite:
  "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. 
   Any questions?"