An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options
with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible donors; the 1st
is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the
2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who
died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after
practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?" "I'll take the
lawyer's heart", said the patient. After a successful transplant, the
doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. "It was
easy", said the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

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What do you see when you look deep into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.

What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.

What does a blonde yell in an emergency?
"What's the number of 911?"

Why was the blonde grabbing at the air?
She was trying to collect her thoughts.

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 If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would
 you go to lunch or to a movie?