I'm tired...

I'm really tired. For the past couple of years I've been blaming it on 
iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting -- and a dozen other maladies.

But now I have found out the real reason for my run down condition. 
I'm tired because I'm overworked!

Let me explain: The population of America is 237 million. 104 million 
are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 19 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 29 million to do the work.

Ten million are on welfare.  That leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,600,000 people who work for State and City 
Government and that leaves 400,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 211,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people 
to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting there on you butt reading this e-mail.

No wonder I'm tired; I'm the doing all of the work all by myself!