TEACHING THEM THE WAYS OF THE WOLRD    
                       
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 A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new
 sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks
 down.  Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to
 the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, 
 she   says to him,
 
 "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I 
 don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow
 when  I can get some help?
   
 "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want
 you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."  She looks through the
 screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer.
 
 She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.
   
 After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to
 think about the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes
 into their room  and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to
 teach you the ways of the  world?"
   
 They say, "Huh?"
   
 She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so 
 you  have to wear these condoms." She puts them on the boys, and the
 three of them go at it all night long.
   
 Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front
 porch,rocking back and forth.
   
 Jed says, "Luke?"
   
 Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
   
 Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about
 forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
   
 "Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
   
 "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
   
 "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
   
 "Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."