Melbourne, one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one 
netted the winner $300....


I was due later that week for an appointment with
the gynecologist when early one morning I
received a call from his office that I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had
only just packed everyone off to work and school
and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his
office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.



As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such
visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off
my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself
a wash in "that area" in front of the sink,
taking extra care to make sure that I was
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket,
donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to
my appointment.


I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when
he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I
am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a
million miles away from here. I was a little
surprised when he said "My... we have taken a
little extra effort this morning haven't we?", but I
didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a
sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning and the 
evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 18 year old daughter was 
fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, 
"Mum-where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the
cabinet. She called back, "No-I need the one that was here by the sink. 
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."