There was this woman who went to the doctors cause she was complaining
  that sex with her husband wasn't up to par.  So the doctor recommended some
  sex pills and told her to give him one, have sex that night and come back
  to him with the results.

    The next morning she went back to the doctor's and said  "Well, the sex
  was much better but to tell you the truth it could be alot better."  So the
  doctor said, "Give him him three tonight and come back to me with the
  results"

    So she did that and the next morning she told him about her experience
  but said the same thing.  "The sex can really be better, Doctor."  So the
  Doctor said "What the hell, give your husband the whole bottle."

    The next morning a little boy came into the doctor's office and the
  doctor asked if he could help him.  "I'm the son of the lady you gave those
  pills to."  "Oh, yes. How did they work?" asked the doctor.
   "Well, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's
  laying on the couch saying 'Here Kitty, Kitty.'"