With all the craziness of the 250 million powerball lottery,
we thought you might enjoy these jokes.  One was run a while back
but is so appropriate, we decided to run it agiain - since most
of you haven't seen it before

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.  He goes to
Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We
give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 years."
 
The Redneck said, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million
that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
 
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I
want my money!  If you're not going to give me my $20
million right now, then I want my dollar back!"