One evening these two guys were sitting on the back porch 
watching a dog lick its balls.  The one guy says "boy, I wish I could do 
that."  The other guy replies "aren't you afraid the dog would bite you?"

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 Q. What did the Minnesota State graduate say to the Iowa State graduate?
 A. "You want fries with that?"

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 Q. What is the best thing to ever come out of Minnesota?
 A. Interstate 35

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	Did you know that if you take the northern row of counties in 
Iowa and give them to Minnesota it would raise the average IQ of both 
states?