There are these three guys driving down the interstate one
day when they are stoped by the police. The cop walks up to
the drivers side window and slaps the piss out of the driver
Damn man, what the hell was that for? You knew I was going to
ask for your drivers license so you should have had them out.
Then the cop walks to the passenger side and slaps the shit out
of the passenger. Fuck man yells the passenger. what the 
hell did you do that for? You knew that I wanted the registration
so you should have had it out says the cop. Then the cop slaps the 
shit out of the guy in the back seat. What the fuck was the for
yells the man in the back seat? I know that when i let you 
go, you would have told your buddies, that you wished that I
would have tried that shit on you.