Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, 
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat 
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an 
unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant 
Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch 
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I 
will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, 
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping 
in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my 
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel 
forever grateful doing so.  That night, as the princess 
dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs 
legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled 
to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so.