THINGS TO PONDER 
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1. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money 
   they already know you don't have? 

2.  Why do  you press harder on a remote control when you know 
    the battery is dead? 

3. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people 
   appear bright until you hear them speak?

4. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice 
   as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

5.  Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

6.  Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
    Shouldn't they be called builts?

7.  Why is the alphabet in that order?

8.  If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the 
    universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

9.  If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, 
    would the taxi driver end up owing you money? 
    (I've tried it, it doesn't work)

10. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

11. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

12. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

13..If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

14. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

15. Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is 
    open, it's not a door?

16. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?