The Dangerous Life of a Fighter Pilot
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 Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, 
out for a pleasant little picnic by the river.  It's a beautiful 
day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and 
says:  "Pierre, kiss me!".
 
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's 
lips.
 
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
 
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I 
have red meat I like to have red wine!"
 
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. 
So she says : "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her 
blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all 
over her breasts.
 
"Pierre, what are you doing?"
 
"My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have 
white meat I like to have white wine!"
 
 This answer pleases Marie, as they resume their passionate 
interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more 
and softly whispers into his ear,  "Pierre, kiss me lower."
 
 Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and 
sprinkles it all over her crotch.  He grabs a match and lights 
it on fire.
 
 Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams,  "PIERRE, 
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"
 
 "My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I 
go down, I go down in flames!