ONE LINERS:

 Q:  What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
 A:  One US leader

 Q:  What do you call a virgin on a waterbed???
 A:  A cherry float.

 Q:  What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
 A:  Beat it.  We're closed.

 Q:  Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
 A:  To find a tight seal.

 Q:  What's the difference between sin and shame?
 A:  It is asin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q:  What's the speed limit of sex?
A:  68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q:  Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A:  She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q:  Why is air a lot like sex?
A:  Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q:  If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A:  K9P

Q:  What's another name for pickled bread?
A:  Dill dough.

Q:  What are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A"  She's withholding evidence.

Q:  What's the difference between light and hard?
A:  You can sleep with a light on.

Q:  Why is sex like a bridge game?
A:You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q:  What's the height of conceit?
A:  Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q:  What's the definition of macho?
A:  Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q:  What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A:  Their balls are just for decoration.