'twas the night before christmas and all through the crib
not a ho was a fuckin I tell you no fib
my cock was well hung by a cunt with no hair
while visions of the 'shocker' danced through the air

I shoved in my cock while the bitch was asleep
she moaned and got wet without even a peep
the hustlas were shooting craps the pimps countin' bread
while I busted a nut on our brand new bed spread

when what from my vibrating pager did appear
but a message from my bitch and a page from some queer
I said fuck it and continued to pan
the bitch yelled 'keep fucking as fast as you can'

so i fucked and i fucked when out came the gis
I aimed at her face then proceeded to piss
she exclaimed 'what the fuck, it's christmas eve'
If you shit on me too your gettin no beave'

I said shit holy shit biiiitch shut yo goddam mouth
and get on your hands and knees while I turn your ass out
i banged and I fucked  I licked and I tongue
I licked the sweat off her big assed bung

Then with a wink  in her mouth I did shove
my sopping wet cock  'twas as big as a dove
we fucked her from the front and from the behind
then I flipped the shit over and worked the 69

As I pulled up my boxers and headed for the kitchen
I could swear that I heard that slutty bitch a bitchin'
'my pussy it aches and my ass is all soar
Merry christmas you fucker  now sleep on the floor'