Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room,
there is a very special mirror.  If one stands in front of the 
mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up 
by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and
stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in
the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, 
"I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the
mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*