The Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt
with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she
became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up
to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with
a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped
her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to
raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover
she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she
once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to
her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the
offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to
make the step. About this time the big Texan that was behind her in
the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on
the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on
thewould-be hero,
screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who
you are!! " At this, the Texan drawled "Well ma'am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured that we was friends.