Microsoft redefines comic strips!

This simple piece of Americana!  Microsoft is at it again!  All my life,
when I read comics, I thought the "zzzz" in those littleballoons   
indicated
someone was sleeping!  Boy, did I miss the boat, and it took me all these
years to figure it out!  All that wasted time!
With the help of Bill Gates (the man who avoided changing the light bulb   
by
redefining darkness as the standard), I have, indeed, seen the light.   
 Now,
I finally know what all those "sleeping" people in those
comics had on their minds!

If you want to see what I'm babbling about, start your Microsoft Word,   
type
in "zzzz" (without the quotes, of course) and hit the spell check.  Now   
you
too can be enlightened.