INSIDER'S GUIDE TO THE MALE VOCABULARY 


"Haven't I seen you before?" ==> "Nice ass." 

"I'm a Romantic." ==> "I'm poor."

"I need you" ==> "My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys" ==> "I am not circumcised." 

"I want a commitment." ==> "I'm sick of masturbation."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about" ==> "You are the only girl 
who hasn't rejected me."

"I really want to get to know you better." ==> "So I can tell my friends
about it."

"It's just orange juice, try it." ==> "3 more shots, and she'll have her
legs around my head."

"She's kinda cute." ==> "I want to have sex with her till I am blue." 

"I don't know if I like her" ==> "She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much" ==> "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting 
to look good."

"Was it good for you?" ==> "I'm insecure about my manhood."

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" ==> "Is my penis really 
that small?"

"I had a wonderful time last night." ==> "Who the hell are you?"

"Do you love me?" ==> "I've done something stupid and you might find out." 

"Do you *really* love me?" ==> "I've done something stupid and you're 
going to find out sooner or later."

"How much do you love me?" ==> "I've done something *really* stupid and 
someone's on their way to tell you now."

"I have something to tell you." ==> "Get tested."

"I'll give you a call." ==> "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild 
dogs than see you again."

"I've been thinking a lot." ==> "You're not as attractive as when I was 
drunk."

"I think we should just be friends." ==> "You're ugly." 

"I've learned a lot from you." ==> "Next!!!!"