Keeping life in perspective: 
 At age 4 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants. 
At age 12 . . . success is . . . having friends. 
At age 16 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license., 
At age 20 . . . success is . . . having sex. 
At age 35 . . . success is . . . having money. 
At age 50 . . . success is . . . having money. 
At age 60 . . . success is . . . having sex. 
At age 70 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license. 
At age 75 . . . success is . . . having friends. 
At age 80 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants