There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on
a pile of fresh cow manure.  Due to the fact that it had been
hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat.  He ate
and ate and ate. Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and
tried to fly away.  He had eaten too much though, and could not
get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what to do
next, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall.  He
climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that
once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splattering
when he hit the floor.

   The moral to the story is:
   Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.