How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a  used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.

Do you know why they call it the wonder bra?
When you take it off you wonder  where her tits went.

What's the difference between a  blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito quits sucking when you smack  it.

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in  the bush, shoot more than once and they  eat
what they shoot.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees.

What is the difference between a  battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest tits?
The  blonde, because she's 18.

How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down and her ass is still  in them.

Did you hear about the new paint called 'blonde'  paint?
It's not very bright, but it spreads easily.

 What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A  hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Why did god  give men penises?
 So they can have at least one way to shut a  woman up!