THE DWARF

A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy 
a mare. He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful 
mare inside a small enclosure with a farmer standing at the 
gate.

He goes up to the farmer and says, "Excthuth me, can I have a look 
at your horth?"  "Sure", says the farmer, "come on in."

The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says 
to the farmer "Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth."  
The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him 
the mare's eyes.

"Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I 
think I want to buy thith horth."    Once again the dwarf wanders 
around the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and 
show him the mare's ears and exclaiming, "Nith earth, nith earth, 
I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy
thith horth."

The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage because 
the dwarf is quite heavy.  Suddenly the dwarf stops in his 
tracks and says, "Her twat. her twat, I want to see her twat!"   
The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head 
first into the mare's backside.

He leaves the dwarf's little legs kicking and wanders off to 
talk to his mates for a couple of minutes. He then comes back 
and extracts the dwarf  from his predicament, "SCHLOOOOP!"

The dwarf wipes himself down and says. "I think I better 
wephrase that....I'd like to thee her gallop!"