Rejected Dr. Seuss books:

01.  A Night on the Town with a Drunkin Clown
02.  Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
03.  A Fox in Detox
04.  Who Shat in the Hat?
05.  Horton Hires a Hoe
06.  The Flesh-Eating Lorax
07.  How the Grinch Stole My Virginity
08.  Your Colon Can Moo -- Can You?
09.  Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10.  One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11.  Are You My Proctologist?
12.  Yentl the Lentil
13.  My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14.  Aunts in My Pants
15.  Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
16.  Olive Fakes an Orgasm
17.  The Grinch's Ten Inches
18.  Let's Kill da Wabbit
19.  The Cat in the Blender