A couple were married and, following the wedding, 
the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home 
when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," 
he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from 
you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the 
table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. 
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing 
with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," 
he said. "Any comments?" 

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. 
But, just understand that there'll be sex here at 
seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."