Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work
 What a woman says:   "This place is a mess!  C'mon, you and I need to
 clean up. Your stuff  is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
 to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"
 What a man hears:
 blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
 blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
 blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
 blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
 blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW