What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
     Answer: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill here."

     What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
     Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!

     There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon.
     It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.

     Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to
     sell her story?
     She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.

     What's Monica going to title her memoirs?
     "How to suckseed in the OvalOffice without really trying!"

     Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
     To keep his ankles warm.

     Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton?
     Monica swallowed the evidence

     Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
     She's withholding evidence.

     Whats the difference between Clinton and a screw driver?
     A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.

     Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill?
     Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face.

     Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance.
     "She's got  the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!"

     Bill's nickname for Hillary is, "My little buttercup"
     His nickname for Monica?
     "My little suctioncup"