Hillary Clinton goes into a hospital to evaluate the new health 
plan.She walks by a room and sees a man lying in bed watching a 
porno and jerking off.

She goes to the front desk and says to the nurse," You should be 
ashamed of yourselves.  I saw a man lying in his room jerking off."
The nurse says, "He has to do that or he'll die."

Hillary says,"Oh, I guess it's OK then." She walks to the next 
room only to see a man lying on his bed while a nurse is giving 
him a blow job.

She goes back to the front desk and tells the nurse, "I'll admit 
the first man has a medical condition, but this is disgusting."

The nurse says,"That man has the same condition as the first man."

Hillary says,
"Oh, but why is he getting a blow job, while the first man is
 jerking off?"

The nurse says," Better medical coverage."