Seen on a bumper sticker:
     "IF CLINTON IS THE ANSWER, THEN IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION."

     Seen on another bumper sticker:
     "CLINTON HAPPENS"

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     Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The
     umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly
     Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and
	  onto the field.  The stunned umpire shouted,
     "No, Mr. President! I said, `Throw the first PITCH!'"

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     If a couple in Arkansas get married, move to Washington, then move
     back to Arkansas, are they still brother and sister?

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     Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them =
     tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
     "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter
     nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
     "Oh, HE'll have the fish," Hillary replies.

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     Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
     A. The nation.

     Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a
     dishonest lawyer?
      A. Chelsea!

     Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
      A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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     Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has
     urinated the message, "BILL SUCKS!" on the White House Lawn.
     Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from
     every member of the White House staff and find the culprit  immediately.
     A week later, the FBI director calls.
     "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good
     news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole." "And the bad news?"
     Clinton demands.  After a slight pause, the director replies,
     "Sir, eh, eh, the handwriting belongs to your wife!"

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     Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps
     of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the
     steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks,
     "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
     Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine
	  Arkansas Razor Back Hogs.
     I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what
	  do you think?"
     The honor guardsman answers:
     "Nice trade, Sir."

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     One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the
     Oval Office. He was very furious and said,
     "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room
      in the entire White House; I want something done about it
	   immediately!"
    "Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take
     those mirrors out right away!"

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     Clinton, Gore, and Packwood are traveling in a car together in
     the midwest.  A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air
	 and tosses them thousands of yards away.  When they come to and extract
     themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz.
     They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz.  Clinton says, "I'm going to
     ask the Wizard for a brain." Gore says, "I'm going to ask the
     Wizard for a heart."  Packwood says, "Where's Dorothy?"
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