President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a 
man with some puppies.  Clinton asks the man what kind 
of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're 
Democrat puppies, Mr. President." Clinton thinks that is 
so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see 
these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell
Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds,

 "They're Republican puppies." The president looks
puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were 
Democrat puppies."


The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, 
they have their eyes open!"