Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell.  At the gates he meets
 Judgment. Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full but he'll 
 be replacing one of the current inhabitants. He'll be given the 
 choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

 Three doors appear before Clinton.
 The first door opens.  Behind it is Al Gore.  He's 
 being worked over with a blow torch.  Clinton cringes, "That 
 looks painful. I don't think this is for me!"

 Door #2 opens. Behind it is Peter Jennings. His skin is being 
 stripped off with a pair of pliers. "I don't think so," 
 Clinton insists

 Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's bound hand 
 and foot, naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, 
 doing what she does best.

 "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

 "Very well" says Judgment, "Monica, you may go."