Last week a woman entered a local pet-shop with the intention of
purchasing a talking bird.  However, it seems alot of people are  
going to receive talking parrots for Christmas this year, as the 
shopkeeper had sold her entire stock of speaking pets, except for 
one rather attractive Macaw.  

It turned out that this bird had lived in the local massage parlour 
prior to being sold to the pet-shop.  Despite this the woman 
purchased the Macaw and took him home to show the family.  As soon 
as she had the bird settled on a perch at her home he looked around 
and said:

"Arrrk, new joint, new madam!  Arrrk!"

Later that day the woman's two daughters arrived home from high school.  
Upon seeing the teenagers the Macaw yelled:  

"Arrrk, new joint, new madam, new girls! Arrrk!"

Then father came home from the office and when our feathered 
friend saw him the bird squawked:

 "Arrrk, new joint, new madam, new girls, same old customers. 
  Hello Bill".