A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they 
came upon a cave. Written across the wall were the following symbols,
in order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of
David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were  at 
least 3 thousand years old.  They chopped out the piece of stone and had it 
brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world gather to 
study ancient symbols and analyze the meanings of the markings. 

The president of the society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, 
"This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was female oriented and 
held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next 
symbol resembles a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them 
till the soil. The next symbol looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even
 had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which 
means that if famine hadhit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take 
to the sea for their food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means
they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Suddenly a little 
old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,  "Idiots! Hebrew is read from 
right to left. It says, "Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick."