TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE SUFFERING BURNOUT



10. You're so tired, that you answer the phone, "Hell."

 9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,
    "Get off my back, bitch!"
 
 8. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie
    Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...."

 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep
    because you just don't care.

 6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.

 5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your
    dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.

 4. You sleep more in class than you do at home.

 3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your book bag.

 2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

 1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right 
    now.