A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After
looking around she realized that all the pets there were very
expensive.She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted 
to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for
$50.  Would you like to see it?  "$50??  For a frog??" asked the woman.
The clerk said, "It's a special frog.  It gives blow jobs.

"Well, the woman  did not particularly enjoy giving blow jobs,
so, she thought this was a heck  of a deal.  She'd get her husband a gift
he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again.

The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to her
husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, the husband was a bit
skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to
bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow
job.

About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans
banging around in the kitchen.  She got up to go see what was going
on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting
at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.
"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?"
asked the woman.

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog
to cook,  your ass is outta here."