An elderly gentleman was in the hospital close to dying.  His dear wife of
50 years decided to clean out the car in hopes of selling it.  She found
two beer bottles and a bag containing $10,000.

That night, when visiting, she asked about the bottles.  He replied "every
time I was unfaithful to you, I drank a bottle of beer." So the old lady
thinks "well, twice in 30 years is not bad".  Then she asked "where did the
$10,000 in the bag come from?"  "Well" said the old fellow "I had to take
back some of the empties".

Have a nice evening