4 MEN ARE ON A DESERT
 ISLAND. A JEW, A BLACK, A
 MEXICAN AND A BIGOT.
 THE JEW FINDS A MAGIC
 BOTTLE AND , OF COURSE,
 RUBS IT. A GENIE POPS OUT
 AND SAYS "YOU CAN EACH
 HAVE ONE WISH." THE JEW
 GOES FIRST AND SAYS "I
 WANT ALL MY PEOPLE TO
 LIVE IN PEACE IN ISRAEL
 AND HAVE EVERYTHING
 THEIR HEART DESIRES.THE
 MEXICAN GOES NEXT AND
 SAYS "THAT SOUNDS
 WONDERFUL. I'LL HAVE
 THE SAME THING. THE
 GENIE SAYS "THAT'S FINE.
 YOU BOTH SHALL HAVE IT."
 THE BLACK GOES ON TO
 SAY "I WANT ALL MY
 PEOPLE TO LIVE IN
 AFRICA,GROW ALL THEIR
 OWN FOOD AND LIVE IN
 PEACE FOREVER." THE
 GENIE SAID"YOU GOT IT"
 THE BIGOT WAS LAST AND
 SAID"DO I HAVE ALL THIS
 STRAIGHT? THE JEWS ARE
 ALL IN ISRAEL? THE
 MEXICANS ARE ALL IN
 MEXICO? AND THE BLACKS
 ARE ALL IN AFRICA?" " YES"
 REPLIED THE GENIE "WELL,
 IN THAT CASE, SAID THE
 BIGOT-I THINK I'LL JUST
 HAVE A DIET COKE.