Big Ass Grill
  
A couple had been married for about 15 years, and one fine summer
day as they are out working in the yard, the man tells his wife, 
"Man, your butt is getting fat."
 
She gets ticked off and moves to another part of the yard.  
The husband follows her and says, "You know that gas grill over there?
I'll bet your butt is as big as that grill.  It's huge!"  
The wife gets really mad, tells him HE can finish the yard  
HIMSELF and she goes inside.
 
Then the husband, still playful and fixated, finds a yardstick,
measures the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, 
"Yup, they are both the same size," The wife doesn't appreciate 
his sense of humor and is livid!   She doesn't speak to him the 
rest of the day.
 
When the man comes to bed that night, he cuddles up next to his wife
and says, "Hey honey, how 'bout it?"  She thinks for a moment and pulls
away. "What's wrong?" he asks.  She answers, "you're crazy, if you 
think I'm gonna fire up this big ass gas grill for one little weenie."