20 fun things to do in public restrooms



1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
      neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
      silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Daggone, this water's cold."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap!  My glass eye!"

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
      a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet.
      Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say,"Humus.  Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
      erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors
      while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a
      wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall
      wall of your neighbor. Then say,"Whoops, could you kick
      that back over here please?"

13. Say,"C'mon Mr. Happy!  Don't fall asleep on me."

14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn.  Rush into the stall
      with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy
      vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and
      splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely
      and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for      
      breakfast.

15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

16. Say, "Daggone, I knew that drain hole was a little too
      small. Now what am I gonna do?"

17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on
      your butt cheeks.

18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down
      your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on
      the floor  visible to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall,  adjust
      it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"

20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and
      sing "Born Free".