We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons."
 You know that  :)  means a smile and :(  is a frown.  Sometimes these
 are   > represented by :-)  and :-(  respectively.  Well, how about = 
   some "ass" icons"?
 (_!_)  a regular ass
 (__!__)  a fat ass
 (!)          a tight ass
 (_._)       a flat ass
 (_^_)      a bubble ass
 (_*_)       a sore ass
 (_!__)      a lop-sided ass
 {_!_}       a swishy ass
 (_o_)       an ass that's been around
 (_O_)       and ass that's been around a lot
 (_$_)       this ass will cost you
 (_o_)       this ass costs a lot less
 (_/_)       an asian ass
 (_~_)       a latin ass
 (_x_)       kiss my ass
 (_X_)       leave my ass alone
 (_#_)       pound my ass
 (_<>_)       an ass ready for action
 (_z_)      a tired ass
 (_8_)      an ass built for two
 (_o^o_)     a wise ass
 (_13_)      an unlucky ass
 (_Y_)       an ass that can't say No