An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy 
one cold, blustery January day.  The daughter said to the mother, "my 
hands are freezing cold".  The mother replied, "Put your hands between your
legs, the body heat will warm them up".  So the daughter did and her 
hands warmed up.

    The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold".  The 
daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up"..
     
    Next day the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold".  The daughter said, "Put it 
between my legs, it ill warm up".  He did and his nose warmed up.

    The next day the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter 
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid".

    The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her 
Mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"  
Mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, 
they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"