Little Johnny was playing with his favorite model airplane in the
front yard.  
   He turned and brought his plane in for a landing on the side walk, as
he stopped the plane he said "All you motherfuckers that want to get off
the plane get off the plane.  All you motherfuckers that want to get on
the plane get on the plane.".

  Then he picked up the plane and was off again running around the front yard.
  When again,  little Johnny came in for a landing on the front sidewalk.   
   "All you motherfuckers that want to get off the plane get off the
plane.  All you motherfuckers that want to get on the plane get on the
plane.
".  
  Then he picked up the plane and was off again.  
  All this time little Johnny's moma was standing  in the kitchen window
listening to little Johnny and she said to herself, "Little Johnny keeps
cursing like that and I am going to go out there and comence to whupping
his little butt.".
  And little Johnny comes in for another landing on the front sidewalk.  
  "All you motherfuckers that want to get on the plane get on the plane.
All you motherfuckers that want to get off the plane get off the plane.".
   He picked up the plane and took off again.
His moma then came rushing outside and said that's it little Johnny.
She whupped his butt and sent him to his room for awhile.
  About 4 hours had passed and little Johnny came back down stairs to
his moma.   
   "Moma?" little Johnny says.  "Can I go back outside and play?".   
   "Little Johnny, have you learned your lesson about currsing?".
   "Yes moma.".
  "O.K. then little Johnny you can back out.".
  So little Johnny runs back outside and graps his airplane.  Starts
running around the yard again.
  He comes in for a landing on the front sidewalk and says "All you 
motherfuckers that want to get off the plane get off the plane, all you
 motherfuckers that want to get on the plane get on the plane and all
you motherfuckers that want to complain about the 4 hour lay over talk
to the Bitch in the kitchen.