Y-to-K Date Change Project Status

   "Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget. We have  gone through every line of code in every program 
in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, 
including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to 
reflect the change.

   We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date
change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs 
and all data to  reflect your new standards:

   Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December

   As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak,
Saturdak

   I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this
Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me.  But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.  And what 
does the year 2000 have to do with it?  Speaking of which, what do 
you think we ought to do  next year when the two digit year rolls over 
from 99 to 00?

   We'll await your direction."