Women's Training Courses 
 
 Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are 
 now available for women on the following subjects: 
 
 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 
 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 
 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 
 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 
 5. Bathroom Etiquette I. Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 
 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 
 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 
 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 
 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 
 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire 
 11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up 
 12. Introduction to Parking 
 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 
 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 
 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 
 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 
 17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 
 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 
 19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His 
 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 
 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 
 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 
 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 
 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 
 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only