Things Men Don't Say


 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
 2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
 3. Her boobs are just too big.
 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
 5. That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping
    and I can hold your purse.
 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you
    home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more
    tampons???
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon
    twist.
13. Great, your mothe! r's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes
    are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I 
    should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I
    don't look at them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a
    Victoria's Secret Model!!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
28. Gay men have rights too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight sweetie??