Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A. Fur traders.

 
Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?

A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you


Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After five years your job will still suck


Q. Why did God create alcohol?

A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex


Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?

A. Sexual harassment.

 

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

A. $3.99 a minute.

 
Q. What is better than a cold Bud?

A. A warm bush


Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

 

Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos?

A:Toys for Twats