What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
        Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear

Whats the speed limit of sex?
        68, at 69 you have to turn around

Why is air alot like sex?
        Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, whats on the outside?
        K9P

What did the potato chip say to the battery?
        If your eveready, I'm Frito Lay

What's another name for pickled bread?
        Dill-dough

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
        He heard the snowblower coming.