Learn Chinese in 5 easy minutes: 
 
Hint, please say it out loud 
 
English: He's cleaning his automobile 
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka 
 
English: This is a tow away zone 
Chinese: No Pah King 
 
English: Is there a fugitive here? 
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding? 
 
English: Small Horse 
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni 
 
English: Your price is too high!!! 
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!! 
 
English: Did you go to the beach? 
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan? 
 
English: I bumped into a coffee table 
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni 
 
English: It's very dark in here 
Chinese: Wai So Dim? 
 
English: Has your flight been delayed? 
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting? 
 
English: I thought you were on a diet? 
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching? 
 
English: They have arrived 
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum 
 
English: Your body odor is offensive 
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu 
 
English: You know the lyrics to the Macarena? 
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? 
 
English: I got this for free 
Chinese: Ai No Pei 
 
English: Stay out of sight 
Chinese: Lei Lo 
 
English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink! 
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?